You're Fired

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16 celebrities all in a row
C-list at best
Not ones that you know
Raise a bunch of money for charity
And listen to Ivanka, not even me

Because you're fired, you're fired
Don't ever come back
Celebrity Apprentice
This show's outta whack
You're fired, you're fired
Don't every come back
Just leave the boardroom
And get off my back

16 celebrities now down to 8
Which ones are left are determined by fate
Just kidding, just kidding
It's all in my hands
Small as they are, it's all in the plan


from #trumpmemes, released March 19, 2017
Now it's the finals, down to just 2
Let's boost the ratings
And Arnold you're through



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